chefboyardeezie:

banjo-jeff:

chefboyardeezie:

when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head

you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows

im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head

praises:

endxer:

praises:

why aren’t there synonyms for “me”

because there’s no one else like you

that was surprisingly adorable

hoesinmybed:

champagne-paradise:

Woww

I knew I should have stayed in gymnastics

And here’s the thing, HERE’S THE THING

swallowvalleymall:

Over 50% of the American population believes it should be illegal for women to keep their own name on marriage

ILLEGAL. Not just that you “should” change your name. But that it should be ILLEGAL for you not to do so.

“Innocent tradition” my ass. No social pressure my ass.